Well, That Explains It

Chet lost two-and-a-half-year-old Christopher at church. Mommy was a little upset.

In the car on the way home, Sarabeth asked, "Why is Mommy upset?"

Chet answered, "Mommy's mad because Daddy can't take care of Christopher."

Sarabeth argued: "Daddy can take care of Christopher. Just not when he's doing something else."